Meet Me

-WELCOME-


Hey I'm Jess/Jessica 
aka; mom, mommy, ass wiper, babe, sis, bitch, cook, teacher, dad, nurse and animal control specialist.
I absolutely LOVE coffee and kids, aka monkeys. 
You will soon see that my troop is HUGE!
I love sarcasm, wine and a good bubble bath.
I have a mouth like a sailor so if you get offended easily this blog is probably NOT for you. 
Spitting, lying and liver & onions are the WORST.
People with no common sense annoy me to no end. 
I am outgoing, very opinionated and talk out my caboose randomly. My grammar is horrible so I make up my own, (get over it, nicely:)! 
I am super-duper lazy, procrastination should have been my middle name. 
There's a secret obsession with sunglasses, shoes and purses. shhhh
I've never had a job outside my home that I wanted to keep "forever" (HA). 
I hold a degree as an MA (Medical Assistant) and once in the field hated it. 
I'm positive I was made to be a mom and surrounded by monkeys FOREVER! 
My passion is dancing, my hobbies are reading and crafting. 
I have a secret insane adoration for Pinterest. 
I love to cook, but hate to clean afterwards, stressing as best I can to the troop this is what I had each and every one of them for, but that never flies so well. 
There's 7 to the troop. 
The miniatures of the bunch range from 2 to 18.
First 3 boys last 2 girls. 
A decade had passed when my lovely body decided she needed to bare just one more Capuchin. 
Our circus is FINALLY complete, and what better way to remember the journey then to blog it. 

Welcome
and 
enjoy

KINDNESS MATTERS!

Come one come all, enjoy the show!